So with Valentine's Day coming up quickly.... What are all the singles thinking about doing?? Sitting alone in pitiful despair wishing they were on some fantastic dream date or what? I would think A LOT more peeps would be flirting shamelessly trying to hook up dates for the BIG DAY... Or at least trying to get laid.... lol! Come on Guys/Gals - Bring On the FLIRTING- Has cupid been laid-off too... Damn Economy!

I know I would love to be asked out on a dream date as well but honestly know it will never happen for me! Awww..... If only there were such a thing as a Romantic SINGLE employed man in Portland that is at least 5'8" and somewhat good looking... damn the luck - guess it's another year of rented movies, a self purchased box of chocolates and a BIG bottle of Zin for my Valentines.... Don't let this be you - Start Flirting Today!!!

If anyone spots the elusive Single employed male in the Portland area - Tag him and bag as soon as you get a clean shot - they are a rare breed and so few left to hunt for....